You go on vacation...
And all kind of craziness happens.
Here I was, all set to talk about my bad luck fishing and the retirement of Sandra Day O'Connor, G-8 and the Olympics selection, and then London gets bombed by terrorists.
As an American, I would like to extend my own personal offer of help to the British. I don't know what a customer service minion with a background in East Asian History can do, but let me know. I hope my government will do the same. You've stood by us through thick and thin, even when you've disagreed with us, so we should do the same. It's only right, after all.